theflapperfactor:

Your Digital Flapper Dictionary

• Terms and Useful Phrases
  • That’s bullshit!   -   Thats all wet!
  • I’ve got a shitty date   -   I’ve got a flat tire
  • Don’t be stupid   -   Don’t be sill
  • Move your ass!   -   Get a wiggle!
  • A car you had sex in   -   Struggle Buggy
  • Wasted   -   Spifflicated (from the words spiffy and intoxicated)
  • That Hobo on the corner  -  That Palooka over there
  • Now you’ve got it!   -   Now you’re on the trolly!
  • A Gangsta’s bitch   -   A Moll
  • A slut   -  A Hotsy Totsy
  • I’m Engaged!   -   I’m Handcuffed
  • Beer   -   Giggle Water
  • Legs   -   Gams
  • Boobs  -  Ninny Pies
  • Rich Person   -   an egg
  • The Commen Jerk   -   A Drugstore Cowboy
  • Don’t be a shit head!   -   Don’t take any wooden nickels!
  • That’s fucking awesome!  -  That’s the Bee’s knees!
  • Honey, I said NO   -   Bank’s Closed, hon
  • Holy Shit!   -   Hot Socks!
  • That’s Great!  -  That’s the Cat’s Pajamas!
  • Classy   -   Swanky
  • I need to get wasted   -   I need to see a man about a dog
  • A woman’s Cigarette   -   A freedom Torch
  • That girl is HOT SHIT   -   That dames got IT

My Homage to an era (the Roaring Twenties) that had no end of wonderful slang, you can add some of your favorites to the list, lets see just how big this Hay Burner (a large object) can get!

DON’T STOP, PLEASE REBLOG

TUMBLR, FILL THOSE DASHBOARDS UP

TONIGHT, IMMA LIKE, TIL WE SEE THE SUNLIGHT

DON’T STOP, JUST REBLOG

CAUSE THE POSTIN DONT STOP NO 

OH, OH OH OH, OH, OH.

WAKE UP IN THE MORNING GOTTA LOG ON TUMBLR

CHECK MY FOLLOWERS, I’M SURE I’M GONNA GET ANOTHER

CHECK MY ASK, IF IT’S EMPTY THEN I’M FOREVER ALONE

BUT IT’S OKAY ‘CAUSE I KNOW TUMBLR’S MY ONLY HOME

I’M TALKIN’ LIKES ON EVERY POST, POST

REBLOGGING ALL YOUR NOTES, NOTES

CRYING AT EVERY QUOTE, QUOTE

MY LIFE SUMMED UP IN ONE POST.

psychofactz:

Caffeine actually stops the breakdown of energy so you have a surplus! In simple terms, ATP is what gives your body energy. Food is broken down and stored as ATP which is used as energy. When you start to feel yourself dragging, it is because you’ve used up all the ATP, because ATP cannot be stored for long term.Caffeine blocks the signal in your body, adenosine, from binding and letting the body know you are out of energy. It tricks your body into thinking that there is energy there. The effects of the caffeine can kick in within 10 minutes and last up to 4-6 hours! That’s why you crash from caffeine, when the effect runs out, your body tries to use ATP and there’s none there!

More Facts on Psychofacts :)